FAMILY MATTER
One day, a black man was selling some bananas and decided to sit and rest in the park. There was another white man resting beside him and his
pet, (a white throated monkey) Some couple of minutes later, the
black man fell into deep sleep due to the cool and the gentle blowing breeze in the park. But by the
woke up he was shocked, for all his Bananas were gone,
He
BLACK MAN: (Turned to the white man, tapped him gently and asked) Hello...... please excuse me, do you know
what happened to the Bananas on the table?
WHITE MAN: Ask your brother! (Smiling and he pointing to his
monkey) Your family member has eaten your Banana. Is it wrong at all? Don't you know that the monkey is your race?
BLACK MAN: (In anger, he replied) No! It’s not wrong at all, after all , my brother the monkey has eaten my Bananas right?
Few minutes later, the White man was pressed and wanted to use
the Toilet, so he said to the Blackman
WHITE MAN: Yes...and can you please take care of your brother; I want to
use the toilet. Just be your brother’s keeper you know...what I mean?
BLACK MAN: Sure I will. Don’t worry!
( 5 minutes later by the time, the white man came back , his monkey was already dead , he was
mad and asked the Black man )
WHITE MAN:Hello, what happened to my Monkey?
BLACK MAN:(The black man replied) Hey Mister... Don't just get involved in this problem because
this is a family MATTER.
WHITE MAN: Why?
BLACK MAN: I said this is a family matter, One of my family ate my Banana and then I beat him for stealing...simple.
WHY IS DADDY BALD HEAD
A Little boy was eating his
breakfast one morning and was carried away
with unanswered thoughts, so he called out. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother.
MOTHER: Because daddy is a very good
thinker,”
(She was pleased with
herself for coming up with such a good answer for her husband's baldness.)
Then her son thought again
for a second and asked,” Mom, So why do you
have so much
hair?”
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