Saturday 23 May 2015

A WIFE COMPARED HER HUSBAND TO A GORILLA...THEN READ WHAT HAPPENED

MEN HAS AN IMPORTANT ROLE TO PLAY 

One married couple was on animal seeing at a zoo, and walked past a gorilla enclosure. His wife said: Sweetheart, “Do you know that gorillas are the only animals that behave like men? Just look, I will show you, She turned around to see if someone was watching, seeing that no one was watching, she exposes one of her breast towards the Gorilla,  Lo and behold! the gorilla gets excited & grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.

                 Then the woman turned back to her husband and said, “See..see do you see what I was talking about? Her husband was quiet due to the fact that she was correct.
   "Now I know why you always react the way you do; men can't even control their instincts just like gorillas  she added, I think Men and Gorillas are just homosapiens and the same in every characters.        
        The husband replied: Wow..wow! you are right,  .... .now expose both thing and let’s see what happens. (So she exposes both boobs to the gorilla and in fact the Gorilla got very-very excited and agitated that it wanted to escape from its enclosure)
 The husband clapped for her and said,: "This is really incredible!    

Now pull your skirt up, turnaround, expose your bum and let's see what happens next. (The woman did exactly...and this time, the gorilla got furious and uncontrolled it broke free from the enclosure,ran towards the woman,grabbed her and it started yanking her clothes off vehemently) 

His Wife [yelled]: Honey, sweetheart..what do I do now? Please help me! her  husband replied,:  "Now honey tell him you're in your menstrual period, tell him you will call 999, I mean police or say you have a headache or you're not in mood, like you used to say to me, and let's see if Gorillas and men are really the same.........


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A TALE OF THREE CONTROVERSIES..OF A 10 & 11 YEAR OLD PREGNANT KIDS AND GUADALUPE VASQUEZ" STILL BIRTH CHILD.

(KISAH TIGA KONTERVERSI TENTANG KANAK-KANAK YANG BERUMUR 10 & 11 TAHUN )YANG MENGANDUNG DAN ‘GUADALUPE VASQUEZ’  YANG MASIH MELAHIRKAN ANAK.



NATURAL WAYS TO GROW YOU HAIR-- YOU DON'T NEED TO SPEND MONEY-IT'S--DO--IT--YOURSELF.


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