Saturday, 23 May 2015

HOW TO CHANGE AND DENY YOUR RACE- A VERY SIMPLE STEPS

A father and his son son were travelling by flight from Cameroon to Germany, so as  they were crossing the Atlantic ocean, there was a severe turbulence,
 Then the pilot announced: Ladies an gentlemen, please sit down and fasten your seat belt as you can see, the seat belt signal is switched on and we are experiencing a turbulence due to the gravitational pull of the ocean current as a result of the moon...our flight attendance will see to all your needs..Thank you.
 some few minutes later, there was another announcement, hello everyone Good afternoon this is the pilot speaking again, we are losing altitude and I will advice that all heavy luggages in the plane should be thrown out...Thank you
 A few minutes later, he called again; we are still losing altitude, please assist the cabin crews to dispose all luggages and handbags in the cabin...thank you.
As the plane continues it’s descent despite more things were being thrown out. The pilot announced again, “Still going down, we must throw out some people”
There was a big gasp from the passengers! Then the pilot added, “To make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order according to your names. So he called A, A, is there any Africans on board?”
No one moved.
“B, B,... any Blacks on board?”
No one moved as well.
“C, any Coloureds on board?”
Still nobody moved.
“D, any Darkies?”
The little black Cameroonian boy accompanying his dad, was wondering then asked his father..... Dad, the Pilot has been calling for Africans, Blacks..even Darkies you didn't answer, so dad, ...What are we Dad?
His Dad replied, “Today son,  at this very moment, we are Zulus” The last of the alphabetical race.

BILL GATES
The following conversation ensued between a mother and her son. Enjoy it:
Mother: Dan. I have a confession to make. Which I should have disclosed to you long time ago but I didn’t know how you would take it. I’m sorry son, When I was nineteen years old, I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. But the truth is that person is your real father and not the one you know of.
Dan: Mum, Mum what kind of setup is this? Do you want me to believe this?...Just tell me how am I going to deal with this devastating news?!
You should be Jailed for this, this is child abuse,...This is a physiological, physical and mental torture you are chastising on me.
Mother: Dan...Dan Listen, I’m so sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him.for reasons That I wanted to keep it private. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever. Please take the phone and talk to him, Don't turn him down please....
Dan: No I am speaking to No one!. I’ll never speak to him. Mr Mat is the only father I know and so will that be fullstop!
Mother: Please don’t be so upset. Just say something to him.
Dan: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!, I am going to insult him for treating me that way...for abandoning me, and will tell him I have already got a father. ( so Dan pick the phone)
Dan: Hello! Hello!! Who are you?
Caller: Morning Son, I am Bill Gates . I am your real father.
Dan:  Ha!Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! is that you? Thank God! Bill Gate?Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!! I didn't know it was you
Love you so much, dad..........
 Funny right

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