WHAT MAKES KIDS SMARTER AND OTHERS LESSER

INTELLIGENT KID

A primary school female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class primary 3Jed.He always complained of his class. So one day, The little boy went to his class teacher and said,
       
       BOY: "Cikgu (Teacher), I should be in primary 4 and not primary 3, because I am smarter than my elder sister and she is in primary 4". 
(The Class teacher had heard enough of his constant complaint and took him to the headmaster's office.  Getting there, she explained the incidence to the headmaster who decided to test the student with Mathematics questions from book 4^.

HEADMASTER: What is what 379 multiplied by 89?

BOY: 33,731

 HEADMASTER:(Hmmm Good) OK! Divide 562 by 4

BOY: 140 R.2
         
            (And so on, he continued to ask all questions and the little boy got them right.
When the headmaster was satisfied, he instructed his teacher, saying,)

  HEADMASTER:” Teacher, I think you should send him to primary 4, I think he deserves it.

(But his class  teacher was not satisfied so she decided to test him with more questions in Civic and the headmaster agreed.)

TEACHER::What does a cow has 4 of, and I have only 2?


BOY: Legs


TEACHER: What is in your pants that you've but I don’t have?


BOY: pockets


TEACHER: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?


BOY: Coconut.


TEACHER: What goes in hard and
pink then comes out soft and sticky

(The headmaster's eyes open really
wide, but before he could stop the him), the boy was taking charge


BOY: A bubble gum


TEACHER: You stick the poles inside it. You tied it down to get it
up, It get wet before it finished


BOY: canopy
 
The headmaster was looking restless


TEACHER: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first
BOY: Wedding ring


TEACHER: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good


BOY: Nose

TEACHER: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver


BOY: Arrow


TEACHER: What starts with 'F' and ends with 'K' and if you don't get it,
you've to use your hand

BOY: Fork

TEACHER: Lastly, What part of a man has no bone but has muscles with a lot
of veins like pumpkin and is responsible 4 broken love
BOY: Heart

The headmaster breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher

HEADMASTER: 'Just send this little bloody boy to the University. He is very intelligent......Unbelievable!, most questions he got right I would have failed them...I think he is even better than I am in knowledge..please send him to the university.


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