One day an abusive
father wanted to advise his son about the topic, anger management.
He called him and asked:
Father: Junior, whenever I beat you how do you feel?
Son: Dad I always feel very bad
Father: Why is that?
Son: Because sometimes, in my mind I can’t answer the questions of
why you are beating me
Father: It’s ok son when
you grow up you will know the answers…but tell me how do you stop your anger?
Son: I go mad!
Father: How tell me
Son: Everytime you beat me, I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that help
you?
Son: It helped me a lot because; I clean it with your tooth brush.
In
fact his father was madder……
A HUSBAND TO BE
One day a girl brought her
boyfriend to her dad for introduction, her boyfriend looked rough and was
smoking.
This irritated the girl’s father
and confronted the boy with questions:
Father: Young man, you are coming to seek my daughter’s hand
in marriage for the first time and you are chewing a gum. That’s a sign of
disrespect! .Man: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke… .
Father: You mean you drink alcohol and smoke then you are here in my house to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? .
Man: Sir I only drink and smoke when I go to the club.
Father: You mean you club too?
Man: I’m sorry sir; It is of recent. I started clubbing when I came out of federal prison.
Father: God have mercy! You have also been in prison before? Oh my God! This is outrageous!
Father: What!!! You are a killer??? ………What kind of person are you?
Man: Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn't allow me to marry his daughter so I killed him. .
Father: (when he heard this, he quickly changed his tone and
said) You are highly welcome my son. You are on the right track. In fact you
are absolutely the right man for my daughter. Do you need money to buy the
engagement ring and the other things?’
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