LYING
POLITICIAN
As you
know these days it's hard to believe our politicians, so one day a man was
working in his farmyard when an airplane with top politician in this country
crashed. Immediately the police rushed to the crash site and found this man
kampung (village) man there. So the policemen asked him what he was doing
there, the following conversation began:
Policeman: Pak Cik what are you doing here?
Pak Cik: I was working on my farm and saw this plane carrying
20 of our politicians crashed landed here.
Policeman: Then what happened?
Pak Cik: I just buried them
Policeman: Why did you do that? Are you sure they were all
dead before you buried them?
Pak Cik: Yes. But some of them were saying...”We are still alive!!!"
But I didn't believe them one bit...YOU KNOW HOW OUR POLITICIANS TELL LIES.
Don’t you?
FATAL ACCIDENT
A Policeman went to the hospital to take a statement from a
car driver who ran over some pedestrians. Then these conversations follow:
Policeman: How did you kill 47 people in your car accident?
Pak Cik: I was driving along the road about 40mph, but when I
tried to stop, I discovered that my failed had failed, I tried to stop but
couldn't, in that pressure, I decided to turn my car off the road but when I
looked to my right hand side there were two men walking along the road and
looked to the left hand side there was a wedding ceremony going on there...So
where do you think I should turn to?
Policeman: Of course you should have turned right to the two
men, there would be less damage.
Pak Cik: Yes ...Yes that is what I thought of doing, but when
I did turn right, it was only one man I hit and the other one ran towards the
wedding ceremony, so.... I .... Just.....
A PSYCHIATRIC ESCAPE
One day a psychiatric patient escaped from the Tanjung
Rambutan Psychiatric hospital.
When he got home, he called the hospital customer service and
asked..
Pak Cik: Hello it’s this Tanjung Rambutan?
Receptionist: Yes.
Pak Cik: Please help me check, Is there anybody in Room 7
ward 9
Receptionist: Please hold on and let me check; there is no
one sir.
Pak Cik: Wow! Okay my dear
Receptionist: But why did you ask?
Pak Cik: I just wanted to be sure that I've successfully
escaped.
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