One day, a president met with the Queen of England. He asked her,Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help other countries Well...., said the Queen, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.
The president frowned, and then asked,But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent? The Queen took a sip off her cup of tea and replied "Oh, thats easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.Then the Queen pushed a button on her intercom.Please send David Cameron in here, would you? David Cameron walked into the room and said,Yes, Your Majesty?
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this for me, please. "David, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is the child? Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered,That would be me. Yes! Very good,said the Queen.
So the President went back to his country, called his Secretary and asked the same question,answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. Its not your brother and its not your sister. Who is it? "Hmmmm Hmmm...I'm not so sure..., said his Secretary Let me get back to you on that one. The president also went to his personal advisers and asked everyone, but none of them could give him an answer. Finally in Parliament, the Secretary ran to the Chief Justice and asked, "Justice, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and its not your brother or your sister. Who is it? The Chief Justice answered sharply,
"Thats easy, its me!" The Secretary smiled, and said, Thanks! Then, he went back to speak with the president. Sir,I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. Its the Chief Justice. The President got up angrily,frowning, he shouted to the Secretary and his advisers "No wonder the country isn't moving forward, because I don't have intelligent people around me.! You Idiots! The answer is David Cameron! .....Illiterate Morons !!!!
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