THE STORY OF A PRESIDENT AND THE QUEEN

A PRESIDENT AND THE QUEEN
 One day, a president met with the Queen of England. He asked her,Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help other countries Well...., said the Queen, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.

 The president frowned, and then asked,But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent? The Queen took a sip off her cup of tea and replied "Oh, thats easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.Then the Queen pushed a button on her intercom.Please send David Cameron in here, would you? David Cameron walked into the room and said,Yes, Your Majesty?

 The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this for me, please. "David, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is the child? Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered,That would be me. Yes! Very good,said the Queen.

 So the President went back to his country, called his Secretary and asked the same question,answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. Its not your brother and its not your sister. Who is it? "Hmmmm Hmmm...I'm not so sure..., said his Secretary Let me get back to you on that one. The president also went to his personal advisers and asked everyone, but none of them could give him an answer. Finally in Parliament, the Secretary ran to the Chief Justice and asked, "Justice, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and its not your brother or your sister. Who is it? The Chief Justice answered sharply,

 "Thats easy, its me!" The Secretary smiled, and said, Thanks! Then, he went back to speak with the president. Sir,I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. Its the Chief Justice. The President got up angrily,frowning, he shouted to the Secretary and his advisers "No wonder the country isn't moving forward, because I don't have intelligent people around me.! You Idiots! The answer is David Cameron! .....Illiterate Morons !!!!

WHAT MAKES KIDS SMARTER AND OTHERS LESSER

INTELLIGENT KID

A primary school female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class primary 3Jed.He always complained of his class. So one day, The little boy went to his class teacher and said,
       
       BOY: "Cikgu (Teacher), I should be in primary 4 and not primary 3, because I am smarter than my elder sister and she is in primary 4". 
(The Class teacher had heard enough of his constant complaint and took him to the headmaster's office.  Getting there, she explained the incidence to the headmaster who decided to test the student with Mathematics questions from book 4^.

HEADMASTER: What is what 379 multiplied by 89?

BOY: 33,731

 HEADMASTER:(Hmmm Good) OK! Divide 562 by 4

BOY: 140 R.2
         
            (And so on, he continued to ask all questions and the little boy got them right.
When the headmaster was satisfied, he instructed his teacher, saying,)

  HEADMASTER:” Teacher, I think you should send him to primary 4, I think he deserves it.

(But his class  teacher was not satisfied so she decided to test him with more questions in Civic and the headmaster agreed.)

TEACHER::What does a cow has 4 of, and I have only 2?


BOY: Legs


TEACHER: What is in your pants that you've but I don’t have?


BOY: pockets


TEACHER: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?


BOY: Coconut.


TEACHER: What goes in hard and
pink then comes out soft and sticky

(The headmaster's eyes open really
wide, but before he could stop the him), the boy was taking charge


BOY: A bubble gum


TEACHER: You stick the poles inside it. You tied it down to get it
up, It get wet before it finished


BOY: canopy
 
The headmaster was looking restless


TEACHER: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first
BOY: Wedding ring


TEACHER: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good


BOY: Nose

TEACHER: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver


BOY: Arrow


TEACHER: What starts with 'F' and ends with 'K' and if you don't get it,
you've to use your hand

BOY: Fork

TEACHER: Lastly, What part of a man has no bone but has muscles with a lot
of veins like pumpkin and is responsible 4 broken love
BOY: Heart

The headmaster breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher

HEADMASTER: 'Just send this little bloody boy to the University. He is very intelligent......Unbelievable!, most questions he got right I would have failed them...I think he is even better than I am in knowledge..please send him to the university.


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