TRUE STORY: WHO OWNS A MAN....HIS MOTHER? OR HIS WIFE?...THE AGONY OF MARRIAGE

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

Please tell me who do you really think?



     One day, a nagging mother-in-law who could not condone the attitudes of her daughter-in-law, commanded her (Daughter-in-law) to pack all her belongings and leave her son alone. But her daughter-in-law refused saying "you 
(the mother-in-law) should packed and leave us alone

MOTHER-IN-LAW: How could you say so? Have you forgotten your husband is my son?

DAUGHTER-IN-LAW: No I did not forget! But have you also forgotten that your son is my husband?

MOTHER-IN-LAW: Yes!I know!... But because he is my son, I could instruct him to leave you or chase you away immediately.anytime and anyhow I want it.

DAUGHTER-IN-LAW: And I will also advice you never to forget that, I could command him to call you a witchcraft and a demon instantly without his objection,and that will not only chased you away but you could lose your son for the rest of your whole-entire life.

MOTHER-IN-LAW: You are lying...… You can't do that, It's not possible,My son must and will obey me unless he didn’t suck my breast for a year!

DAUGHTER-IN-LAW: your son sucked my own breast for more than five years of marriage and he is still sucking till date.

MOTHER-IN-LAW: OK … I can see that you’re really ungrateful,! is that what you have to say? OK…OK!  For your information, I carried him for nine months in pain and in stress inside this my womb.

DAUGHTER-IN-LAW: Ahhhh! …Ahhhh!! ….Ahhhh!!! Look at you! Are you proud of that? You carried him when he was just only 3.2kg then …so what's the big deal? I carried him every night, compressing me here and there, folding, twisting, limping like this and like that, am I a wood? he is a full grown man of 98kg now..... Probably I could still carry him tonight. Just keep watch!

MOTHER-IN-LAW:there is no way I will allowed you to take my dear son from me...... He passed and came out between my legs into this world and you were not there.

DAUGHTER-IN-LAW: Hahahaha.. You made me laughed again …..Your dear son only passed there once, isn’t it? But let me tell you he stays in-between my legs like every day, with kick front, reverse kick, kickbacks, In short, between my legs is my husband’s first home …So tell me who owns the MAN?.... I ASKED, WHO OWNS THE MAN???

MOTHER-IN-LAW: It's OK I am sorry...Let's be friends..I never knew you were this smart...I think you are the rightful woman for my son. 

TRAGEDY: HOW I LOST ALL MY FRIENDS

 A young man wanted to get rid of his nagging and over demanding girlfriend. He tried every possible attempt which did not work. One day, an idea came into his head. As he searched a website called myspace.com, and browsed into people's profiles and succeeded in downloading four enchanting and beautiful girl’s photos.  He printed them out and wrote R.I.P (Rest In Peace) with a red ink on each of the pictures. He hid them in a magazine and left it on the table. One morning, as his girlfriend was cleaning the house, she saw the photos in the magazine, and walked up to him asking:

GIRLFRIEND: Darling!

YOUNG MAN: Sweetie, what is it?

GIRLFRIEND: I saw these female pictures in a magazine on the table, who are these girls?

YOUNG MAN: Oh! Sweetie! Please forget about them, it's not as important like our future together

GIRLFRIEND: It's important to me, I need to know please…if you don’t tell me, it means you don’t love me.

YOUNG MAN: OK, this one is Sarah; I met her at a friend's wedding. We dated and wanted to get married but just 2 months before our wedding celebration, she got involved in a car accident and died of a broken skull and a broken neck. This one is Natash, we met at Mac-Donald’s in PJ, we dated for a while. One day as she was driving to Pahang, her car was carelessly by a Tractor, immediately her car caught fire and she was burnt beyond recognition.

GIRLFRIEND: ( Sweating) Hmmmmmm! Unbelievable…OK continue…What about these ones?

YOUNG MAN: This one is  Janei, she was my neighbor's daughter who came back from Amsterdam, to spend 2weeks holiday with her parents. We met and spent a night together. Two days later, I was told she was among the dead in the ghastly Indonesian plane crash.. In fact,the worst problem was that her corpse was never found.

       This one,......... Oh Nina my love. ,..Her name was Nina; I almost killed myself when I lost this particular girl …..We went to visit my friend, on our way back, a truck ran over our small mini car, she died instantly, the truck driver and I, alone survived the accident.. It was after her death that I met you.

GIRLFRIEND: Meet who? Me?! You are crazy; You must be out of your mind! I am no longer interested in this relationship, Why have you kept these all secret from me ever-since....bye-bye and Good luck. I can’t be part of your ill-cursed life and accidental life.

(She instantly picked up her handbag and took to her heels).