Showing posts with label love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label love. Show all posts

Sunday, 24 May 2015

LOVE TESTS FOR 10 MARRIED MEN TO THEIR WIVES SEE THE REPLIES THEY GOT

LOVE TESTS FOR MARRIED 10 MARRIED MEN TO THEIR WIVES SEE THE REPLIES
A love test was organized by NGO’s to ascertain the degree of LOVING RELATIONSHIP within a family circle. So some groups of men were invited to the conference for a practical survey.
The men were asked, “How many of you l
ove your wife?” All the men raised up their hands. 
Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your wife you love her?” Some men answered today, some said yesterday, majority didn’t remember. 
For effective evaluation, the men were told to take their cell phones out and send the following text message to their respective wives:
   
     “I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART”… 
Then after that, the men were told to exchange their phones with other colleagues so that each one of them could read the reply from the other person’s phone.
After a while, all the replies were collated and…

Here are some of the replies: 
1. Have you impregnated someone again 
2. That was then, not now! 
3. Do you want to borrow money? Or is that a new trick? 
4. Oh! What have you do again? I won’t forgive you this time, you’ve cheated again?. 
5. Meaning? 
6. Is that a new song? 
7. Am I dreaming? 
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today! 
9. You this man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Please who is this...?
                    *****Every one fainted with laughters…

UNFAITHFUL WIVES
A man called a taxi cab to transport him to his office, but on his way, he looked through the cab’s window and saw his wife entering  a five star hotel with another man, he was so angry that he commanded the cab’s driver to stop the car and said:
Passenger: Friend, “do you want to earn RM500 right away?
Chauffeur: Excitedly he, asked” what do I have to do?
Passenger: Just go inside that hotel and bring my wife by the hair out of that hotel, I just saw her with another man.  He added,… here's a picture of her".
The cab driver opened his door and left, after a while, the chauffeur was seen dragging a woman by the hair, he was kicking and beating her, he opened the rear door of his cab and put her in the Taxi. When the husband looked at the woman, he said
Passenger: Who is this woman, I this is not my wife. I thought I gave you her pic.


Chauffeur: Nooooooo! this one is my wife, I found her inside as well with a guy, so please hold her for me I am going inside.


A NEW SHOCKING STORIES:

(PENYELUDUPAN : 10 PENDATANG HARAM YANG DISYAKI TELAH DITAHAN SETELAH DIDAPATI BERSEMBUNYI DI BOOT BELAKANG KERETA  BARU YANG BERHARGA $70,000 BERJENAMA MASERATIS)

Tuesday, 19 May 2015

TRUE STORY: WHO OWNS A MAN....HIS MOTHER? OR HIS WIFE?...THE AGONY OF MARRIAGE


MOTHER AND DAUGHTER-IN-LAW
Please tell me who do you really think?



     One day, a nagging mother-in-law who could not condone the attitudes of her daughter-in-law, commanded her (Daughter-in-law) to pack all her belongings and leave her son alone. But her daughter-in-law refused saying "you 
(the mother-in-law) should packed and leave us alone

MOTHER-IN-LAW: How could you say so? Have you forgotten your husband is my son?

DAUGHTER-IN-LAW: No I did not forget! But have you also forgotten that your son is my husband?

MOTHER-IN-LAW: Yes!I know!... But because he is my son, I could instruct him to leave you or chase you away immediately.anytime and anyhow I want it.

DAUGHTER-IN-LAW: And I will also advice you never to forget that, I could command him to call you a witchcraft and a demon instantly without his objection,and that will not only chased you away but you could lose your son for the rest of your whole-entire life.

MOTHER-IN-LAW: You are lying...… You can't do that, It's not possible,My son must and will obey me unless he didn’t suck my breast for a year!

DAUGHTER-IN-LAW: your son sucked my own breast for more than five years of marriage and he is still sucking till date.

MOTHER-IN-LAW: OK … I can see that you’re really ungrateful,! is that what you have to say? OK…OK!  For your information, I carried him for nine months in pain and in stress inside this my womb.

DAUGHTER-IN-LAW: Ahhhh! …Ahhhh!! ….Ahhhh!!! Look at you! Are you proud of that? You carried him when he was just only 3.2kg then …so what's the big deal? I carried him every night, compressing me here and there, folding, twisting, limping like this and like that, am I a wood? he is a full grown man of 98kg now..... Probably I could still carry him tonight. Just keep watch!

MOTHER-IN-LAW:there is no way I will allowed you to take my dear son from me...... He passed and came out between my legs into this world and you were not there.

DAUGHTER-IN-LAW: Hahahaha.. You made me laughed again …..Your dear son only passed there once, isn’t it? But let me tell you he stays in-between my legs like every day, with kick front, reverse kick, kickbacks, In short, between my legs is my husband’s first home …So tell me who owns the MAN?.... I ASKED, WHO OWNS THE MAN???

MOTHER-IN-LAW: It's OK I am sorry...Let's be friends..I never knew you were this smart...I think you are the rightful woman for my son.