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Sunday, 24 May 2015

AN INSPIRING BANK ROBBERY IN CHINA.......A Must read

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
...Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!" 
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! 
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." 
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" 
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! 
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." 
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" 
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!" 
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. 
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! 


Thursday, 21 May 2015

WHAT HATRED MADE ME DO...AND WILL REGRET THIS FOREVER

               
    Hatred (or hate) is a deep and emotional extreme dislike. It can be directed against individuals, groups, entities, objects, or ideas. Hatred is often associated with feelings of anger, disgust and a disposition towards hostility. The following story emanated out of hatred due to the past or current disagreement between them. Here it goes…….
  One day, a certain Arab man walked into of the busiest bar in Los Angeles. As soon as he entered, he noticed a Jewish man sitting in the corner. The Arab man felt irritated by his presence, and then he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Bartender! I am buying free drinks for everyone in this lovely bar, except for that Jew man sitting over there!" So the bartender collected the money from the Arab man and began serving free drinks to everyone in the bar, excluding the Jewish man.
       
        
      However, instead of becoming upset, the Jewish man simply looked up at the Arab man and with a show of happiness in his face, he shouted, "Thank you!" This infuriated the Arab man. So once again, the Arab man took out his wallet and shouted, "Mr. Bartender! This time, I am buying free drinks and food for everyone in this bar, except…. I repeat except for that Jew man sitting in the corner over there!, please make no mistake!" So the bartender collected the money from the Arab man as usual and began serving free foods and drinks to everyone in the bar.
     When the bar man finished serving the foods and drinks, once again, instead of the Jewish man once again becoming angry, he simply raised his thumb up and smiled at the Arab man and shouted, "Thank you very much!" This made the Arab man so furious that he leaned over on the counter and asked the bartender, "What is wrong with that Jew? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts, 'Thank you.' Is he mad? Or is he trying to make some fools out of me? I am an Arab crown prince for goodness sake!".
        The bar man smiled at the Arab man and said, " Please calm down, don’t be offended…..No, he is not mad, or trying to make a fool of you, but that same man over there, I mean the Jew man,…. is the owner of this bar you called lovely."
 The lesson here is.. Sometimes our enemies may prosper each other knowingly or unknowingly.
Thank you. 

Tuesday, 19 May 2015

TRAGEDY: HOW I LOST ALL MY FRIENDS

 A young man wanted to get rid of his nagging and over demanding girlfriend. He tried every possible attempt which did not work. One day, an idea came into his head. As he searched a website called myspace.com, and browsed into people's profiles and succeeded in downloading four enchanting and beautiful girl’s photos.  He printed them out and wrote R.I.P (Rest In Peace) with a red ink on each of the pictures. He hid them in a magazine and left it on the table. One morning, as his girlfriend was cleaning the house, she saw the photos in the magazine, and walked up to him asking:

GIRLFRIEND: Darling!

YOUNG MAN: Sweetie, what is it?

GIRLFRIEND: I saw these female pictures in a magazine on the table, who are these girls?

YOUNG MAN: Oh! Sweetie! Please forget about them, it's not as important like our future together

GIRLFRIEND: It's important to me, I need to know please…if you don’t tell me, it means you don’t love me.

YOUNG MAN: OK, this one is Sarah; I met her at a friend's wedding. We dated and wanted to get married but just 2 months before our wedding celebration, she got involved in a car accident and died of a broken skull and a broken neck. This one is Natash, we met at Mac-Donald’s in PJ, we dated for a while. One day as she was driving to Pahang, her car was carelessly by a Tractor, immediately her car caught fire and she was burnt beyond recognition.

GIRLFRIEND: ( Sweating) Hmmmmmm! Unbelievable…OK continue…What about these ones?

YOUNG MAN: This one is  Janei, she was my neighbor's daughter who came back from Amsterdam, to spend 2weeks holiday with her parents. We met and spent a night together. Two days later, I was told she was among the dead in the ghastly Indonesian plane crash.. In fact,the worst problem was that her corpse was never found.
       This one,......... Oh Nina my love. ,..Her name was Nina; I almost killed myself when I lost this particular girl …..We went to visit my friend, on our way back, a truck ran over our small mini car, she died instantly, the truck driver and I, alone survived the accident.. It was after her death that I met you.

GIRLFRIEND: Meet who? Me?! You are crazy; You must be out of your mind! I am no longer interested in this relationship, Why have you kept these all secret from me ever-since....bye-bye and Good luck. I can’t be part of your ill-cursed life and accidental life.

(She instantly picked up her handbag and took to her heels).