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Tuesday, 19 May 2015

I HATE MY MOTHER! SHE HAS ONE EYE..






During my recent discussions with a friend, He told me an unbelievable story, I could never kept secret. Though I tried to but the more I left this buried deep down inside of me, the more I got troubled within my heart ...I sincerely just wished I could keep it. And these were his stories: (According to him)        
         “My mom only had one eye. He said, " I hated her for it.... I never knew why. As her first child, I tried asking her why she only has an eye and not being like other attractive-beautiful mothers out there! Imagined how she looked down sadly, bit her lips, shook her head and said “never mind my son, I lost my eyes for the glory of God as a mother” … The question was not properly explained, her answer was so nauseating as she was such a despicable/disfigured embarrassment around me.  Worse still, she cooked and sells food in our school canteen for students and teachers to support our family. She was so half-blindly conspicuous, everyone knew her as my mother. Sometimes, I wished she could have looked for job elsewhere?.... Must she be around when I am schooling?  
         There was this one day during my primary school, where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed in the class with her sight, that I hid myself under the teacher’s table. How could she do this to me?Why must she keep following me everywhere I go?...What I did that day was to ignored her, but not until I threw a despicable and hateful look on her and then ran out. The next day, at school, one of my classmates mocked me with my mother's one eye, he said, ‘EEEE, your mom only has one eye!’
 In Fact and behold, I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear out of the surface of this earth. Then, I confronted her that same day and told her,
    
 
        "If you’re only going to make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die?" I yelled!...But my mom did not respond, she never felt bad… I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings. I wanted her out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied really hard, got an admission into a university in another state (Negeri) and furthered my studies. After graduation, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts.
 All these happiness came to a standstill, on the day, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’t seen me in years and she didn’t knew or met her grandchildren. When she knocked and stood by the door, my children laughed at her, they never knew her before now,and I was too ashamed to introduced her to my kids, so I yelled at her for coming over and uninvited. I screamed at her like a thunder accompanied with insults, "How...How...How dare you come to my house and scare my children!
     GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!, NOW!! , I said NOW!!!" till I pushed her her out. And with this, my mother quietly said to my children, "Oh, kids, I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address, I think I had lost my way" she turned around and she disappeared out of sight. Few months later, day, a letter regarding a secondary school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip. After the reunion, I decided to check the old shack house that I once lived with my mother, just out of curiosity. Getting there I met no one, I asked of her whereabouts from one of the Kampung (Village) neighbors. He told me my mother is dead.. I did not shed a single drop of tears...after all, thats all I have been praying for.
       The neighbor handed me a letter that my mother had wanted me to have before she passed away.

  When I opened it, this is what I found.......

         “My dearest son, I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and my one eyed visibility scared your children. I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not even be able to get out of the bed to see you. I’m so---so sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up. You see……..when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with one eye.
     So I gave you mine. That day, I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in
my place with that eye. Stay well With all my love to you

,Bye... 
your mother.
                 "Immediately her son was overwhelmed in the pool of tears,he cried all hell out... but it was too late..
              You 

 might call these unreal or a fallacy  but just think twice, search your heart, could this be you? Could you in any way acted like this? Never neglect your Mother ....No matter how ugly they are just have it in mind that they were once young like you, they had once sucked breast milk like you, but due to age, they gradually degenerate in nature so that you could generate in statutes. There is no blessing humans had ever wanted and desired than the completions of the perfect love of a mother’s ability to procreate and nurture.
       Please teach your children to learn to love their mothers because this will make them proud. Or else one day, you will cry when she will be gone. Be proud of your mother!

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TRAGEDY: HOW I LOST ALL MY FRIENDS

 A young man wanted to get rid of his nagging and over demanding girlfriend. He tried every possible attempt which did not work. One day, an idea came into his head. As he searched a website called myspace.com, and browsed into people's profiles and succeeded in downloading four enchanting and beautiful girl’s photos.  He printed them out and wrote R.I.P (Rest In Peace) with a red ink on each of the pictures. He hid them in a magazine and left it on the table. One morning, as his girlfriend was cleaning the house, she saw the photos in the magazine, and walked up to him asking:

GIRLFRIEND: Darling!

YOUNG MAN: Sweetie, what is it?

GIRLFRIEND: I saw these female pictures in a magazine on the table, who are these girls?

YOUNG MAN: Oh! Sweetie! Please forget about them, it's not as important like our future together

GIRLFRIEND: It's important to me, I need to know please…if you don’t tell me, it means you don’t love me.

YOUNG MAN: OK, this one is Sarah; I met her at a friend's wedding. We dated and wanted to get married but just 2 months before our wedding celebration, she got involved in a car accident and died of a broken skull and a broken neck. This one is Natash, we met at Mac-Donald’s in PJ, we dated for a while. One day as she was driving to Pahang, her car was carelessly by a Tractor, immediately her car caught fire and she was burnt beyond recognition.

GIRLFRIEND: ( Sweating) Hmmmmmm! Unbelievable…OK continue…What about these ones?

YOUNG MAN: This one is  Janei, she was my neighbor's daughter who came back from Amsterdam, to spend 2weeks holiday with her parents. We met and spent a night together. Two days later, I was told she was among the dead in the ghastly Indonesian plane crash.. In fact,the worst problem was that her corpse was never found.
       This one,......... Oh Nina my love. ,..Her name was Nina; I almost killed myself when I lost this particular girl …..We went to visit my friend, on our way back, a truck ran over our small mini car, she died instantly, the truck driver and I, alone survived the accident.. It was after her death that I met you.

GIRLFRIEND: Meet who? Me?! You are crazy; You must be out of your mind! I am no longer interested in this relationship, Why have you kept these all secret from me ever-since....bye-bye and Good luck. I can’t be part of your ill-cursed life and accidental life.

(She instantly picked up her handbag and took to her heels).