This is one of the problems some parents faced with their children who are internet freaked with constant mobile phone's chat and forget how to write a simple informal letter. So one day a girl wrote a letter to her mother in Bachok, Kelantan.
Girl: Hello mama, I just want to let you know that, I'm in love with a boy who lives far away from me. I am in Kuala Lumpur and he lives in United Kingdom..
We met on a dating website, called SINGLEme, but we became friends on Facebook…always had long sweet chats on whatsapp, we proposed to each other on Skype, and now, ma! We’ve already had two months of relationship through Viber.
I need your blessings ma!. I need your doa and good wishes ma!!.
(After a while, she received her mother’s reply letter)
Mama said: Wow! Really!! It’s so interesting and romantic! then, go and get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango. Buy your kids on e-bay; then send our grandchildren to us via Gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband.... sell him on Amazon.
Nonsense
generation!!!!!
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ALI BABA AND THE
FORTY THIEVES
One day, three friends met each other and were so happy that they
decided to cheer themselves up the more in Mama’s restaurant.
While they were eating
they started talking about their families.
. The First Man: (Started and said) could you believe that wonders
will never stop in this life, when my wife was pregnant she was always reading
a book; called “A TALE OF TWO CITIES and when she was about to delivered in the
hospital, she gave birth to TWINS!...Do you think this is coincidence or a Miracle?
The Second Man said: Look yours is nothing compared to my own story.
Actually, during my own wife’s pregnancy, she never stops to read “THE THREE MUSKETEERS” and by the time she gave birth, she had Triplets. It is really wonderful!
(As they were speaking, the
third man was shaking and panting heavily, he was really worried, he could not finish
his food as he had lost his appetites, he got up hurriedly, without saying
anything to his friends, he just ran off with urgency and alacrity.)
His friends were
surprised and decide to go to his house to know the reason that made him sped
off that in that manner. When they got to his house he was burning a book and
they asked him…What are you burning and why are you burning it?
The Third Man: When you people were talking about your wife, my
own wife was always reading” ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES” and she is
pregnant! So I had to rush home to come and burn the book because it cannot
happen! forty children?
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BAD HOMEWORK:
One day Daniel
submitted his English Composition assignment to his class teacher, so while she
was marking her pupil’s homework, she came across Daniel’s, it was badly
written with bad language construction, she was so mad that she called the boy
to stand up, and so the following conversations ensued:
TEACHER:
Daniel! Daniel!! Your assignment is the worst in this class. It’s not only
ungrammatical, it’s not punctuated, it’s callous, it’s rude and in bad taste.
I’m going to send your father a report about this!
DANIEL: Cikgu(Teacher),
I don’t think that would help ma.
TEACHER:
Why is that?
DANIEL: Because
it was my father who wrote it.
(The
teacher fainted)
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ILLITERATE HOUSE: MADE LOVE
A newly married
Malaysian couple brought a female house help from Indonesia to assist in
keeping their home tidy, so that they would have time for their careers and
other more important things.
One day, The
husband of the house, decided to give his loving wife a surprise package. He used
clay to mold a big heart (to represent his love) with the assistance of the
Indon maid, a project which took almost the whole day. It was really difficult
to sculptured, by the time they finished the Housemaid was very tired and went
into her room to sleep.
So evening time,
the madam came back from work to meet the house scattered and the house help
sleeping and snoring:
MADAM: Bibik!! Will
you get up now! Stupid girl! What have you been doing since morning?
HOUSE HELP: Madam Welcome. Please don’t be angry with me, in fact me and
your husband was making LOVE since morning. It’s not quite we finished together
and he asked me to go and rest.
The woman misunderstood her house maid, 35minutes later
the house help woke up in the Hospital
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