HOME PROBLEM
An 18 year old boy always disturbed
and asked a married woman out, the woman got pissed off due to the naggings and
went to inform her husband about the incident. The husband told his wife to
invite the boy over so that he could beat the hell out of him; his plan was to
secretly hide under his bed when his wife would lure the boy into their
bedroom. The woman did as her husband requested .when the boy got in, he
fondled the woman and took off his T-shirt which showed that his body
were battered and full of razor scars, anxiously the woman asked him;
why could there be so many scars on his body?
The boy
replied; I have lived all my life sleeping with married women, I just can't
resist a married woman and the problem is most of the time, I get caught by
their husbands, so, I have since changed my methods, I have been killing the
husbands of all women I slept with, in-fact if someone should show up now,
....he will be the number 27 on my murder list. Then the boy continued touching
the woman, to alert her husband, she stretched an arm towards her husband for
rescue, and there was no movement from the man, she used one of her leg to
reach out to him under the bed, there was no answer as well so she pinched him,
then a small husky whispered voice came from under the bed saying,
"Leave me alone; don't you just hear what the little boy has done
to all men? Do you want me to get killed in my own house? Please just leave in
peace, I want to live long to bury my mother.
MEDICAL DOCTOR
Mat went to Machong to his hometown to visit
his elder brother after finishing his SPM (Secondary School). When he got
there, the following conversation took place:
Abang (Elder Brother): Adik, it’s been a long time we’ve heard of
you, how you are doing, and how’s your result in the SPM (Secondary school
certificate exams.)
Mat: Abang: It’s fine, and that was part of the reason I had come
to Kelantan and meet you about what we earlier discussed….Last time we
discussed about my SPM result, and you made a promise to me so I want to become
a doctor and treat people.
Abang: Wow that is good, interesting!, splendid! so how many A’s
….excellent or distinction or at least Credits do you have?
Mat: I only have 1 Credit in sains pertanian and another
"P" in Bahasa Melayu
Abang: Hahahahahaha! That’s good but to be sincere, it’s only a
Bomoh (Herbalist) you can use your certificate to Practice and then use your
pass result in Bahasa to cast spells and incantations on your customers…Foolish
boy.... a medical doctor indeed!
DIVORCE PROBLEM
A man and his wife were in the
courtroom for marriage divorce, the problem is who gets
the custody of their only child. The WIFE... jumped up and
said, “Your honour I brought the child into this world in pains
and labour, he should be in my custody...... Then the Judge
turned to the husband and asked what has he to say! The MAN replied
calmly "your honour, let me put it this way ...if I put my ATM card
into an ATM machine and cash comes out... whose cash is it.......
the MACHINE OR MINE?
PROSTITUTE
You see
these days markets are booming well in Asia, unlike Europe some businesses have
taken advantage of the booming economy to expand their business by opening more
business branches. Sometimes ago, a female pros....te. Went to meet a surgeon,
she smiled and explained to him that she wanted a new hole. The surgeon was so
surprised that he asked her why she would love to create another hole to her
body.
She smiled and responded, “Doctor my business is good and booming
these days, with plenty of customers to attend to, every business is also
expanding so with these, I have decided to open a new branch”
The Doctor heard it and fainted.
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