As you may see sometimes, due to a woman's jealousy she would advised her husband that they should employ a foreign male house maid instead of a female.
In note of this, Daniel Hafiz was hired. After months in the house working, he secretly learnt to drink the wines of
his Boss with impunity and then adds some water into it to cover his tracks. His Boss was suspicious & decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water, it's just like dettol).
Unknowing, Daniel Hafiz, drank from the wine and topped it up with water as usual.
Sadly
for him, immediately as he added water the pasties became milky and when his
Boss came back from work and noticed it, he knew he had caught Daniel Hafiz red handed. Daniel Hafiz as well already knew he was in trouble so he decided to stay put in the kitchen
when his boss came home.
The Boss went to his wife in the sitting room and told her about hat he observed. The following conversations follows:
BOSS: (Yelled out) ....Ha--Hafiz!
DANIEL HAFIZ:(in the Kitchen) Yes, Boss.
Who drank my French pasties?.
DANIEL HAFIZ : (SILENT, No answer).
The Boss called and asked again: still there was no reply.
So the Boss angrily went to the Kitchen to meet him there.
BOSS:Are you insane or what? Why when I called you, all you said was... yes
boss but when I asked you a question you don't answer me, WHY?DANIEL HAFIZ:(in the Kitchen) Yes, Boss.
Who drank my French pasties?.
DANIEL HAFIZ : (SILENT, No answer).
The Boss called and asked again: still there was no reply.
So the Boss angrily went to the Kitchen to meet him there.
DANIEL HAFIZ : (retorted) hmmm Boss when you are in this kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name... You won't believe It's only your name you understand here in the Kitchen.
BOSS: Is that so? Is that an excuse? Okay, you go to the sitting room, stand beside Madam,
while Ill go into the kitchen and then call me and ask me a question.
DANIEL HAFIZ : OK Boss,you will see I am not telling lies (Daniel Hafiz accepted).
while In the sitting room, he called his Boss.
DANIEL HAFIZ: Boss! did you hear your name?
BOSS: Yes!
DANIEL HAFIZ: Who always always KISS madam's sister and sleep with her naked when Madam is not at home?
BOSS: No answer....Not even a comment.
Daniel Hafiz shouted again: Boss, I said who always sneaked into the madam sister's room at night when she is not at home?
BOSS: No answer.
(Then the Boss quickly runs out from the kitchen shouting Wonders will never cease! This is unbelievable ....Hafiz, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear
anything, except ones name. One becomes confused in one's own house.
(His wife interrupted)
MADAM: Shut up... that;s not true. Its an organized lie without argument. You are pretending here.
DANIEL HAFIZ: No madam it's not a lie, ok do you want to enter the MAGIC KITCHEN and be tested?
MADAM: (She agreed). OK! Let me see! (So she went in to the kitchen)
DANIEL HAFIZ: Madam?
MADAM: Yes, I can hear you loud and clear!
DANIEL HAFIZ: Who is Ezzat Helmy's biological father? Is it me or the Boss?
(The Madam immediately dashed out of the kitchen madly and shouted
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated....I can't understand anything at all
Every other words after your name turns out to be echo. (Funny ...Thanks for reading)
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