Sorry everyone, I took some days off from writing,, It was the school just started here and I was getting prepared for the first day at school's rush, So here I am with fun Stories that will make you laugh. Thanks for your support.
A CHILDISH BEHAVIOR
24 years old boy who was on a journey inside the train with his father was looking out through the train’s window, and then shouted..."Dad! Dad!! Look at the trees, they are going behind!"...Dad smiled and said, “Yes”. Meanwhile, sitting beside them, were young couple.
One of them looked directly at the young boy and mocked his childish behavior with pity and shook his head. Suddenly he shouted again saying..."Daddy! Daddy!! Look at the clouds, they're running with us, Wow! Wow!! It is amazing!!".The couple couldn’t resist their anger anymore and said to the father.
Couple:” His behaviour is very strange for person of his age, why don’t you take him to a doctor?" because I think He is like going mental
The old man smiled and replied..."I did, in-fact we're just coming back from the hospital, my son was blind since childhood, he has never set his eyes on anything, he just got his eyes back today!!".
CAR PARK FOR ROLLS ROYCE
A man from Kelantan was going to Dubai on a business trip, but first he drove his Rolls-Royce to one of the leading banks in Kuala Lumpur. He went into the bank and asked for an immediate loan of RM10, 000. The cashier requested for collateral. "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce," The man said. The Rolls Royce was simply driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping and gave the man the RM10, 000. Two weeks later, the man walks through the bank's doors in order to settle up his debts and get back his car. "That will be RM10, 000 in principal, and another RM75.00 in interest, “replied the loan officer. The man wrote out a cheque, handed it over and started to walk away. "Hold on, sir," the officer retorted. "There is no doubt you are a millionaire, I can see it…but…Why in the world would you need to borrow RM10,000?" The man looked at him and smiled, "Where else could I find a safer place to park my Rolls-Royce in KL for two weeks and pay only RM75:00?" The officer just fainted.
THE CUSTOMER AND THE PROST........
There is a place in Petalling street where a man uses to frequent regularly because he has a particular GRO (Pelacur) customer as cheap as RM150:00 per session and this was before the GST! So two months later, he went back to meet the same Pelacur (GRO),But unfortunately for him, she told him that services has now Increased GST and settling anti-prostitution task force, so the new price is RM3,000. Alamak! the guy exclaimed locally, but later decided to plead to bring down the price but she refused and insisted it was the result of high inflation by introduction of subsidy and the rich getting richer while the poor getting poorer, so when the going gets tough the tougher gets going. The guy later succumbed and agreed to pay that amount, so he drove her in his car to a very far distance and satisfied himself. When they are through, he told the girl to go back home, but the girl pleaded that he should send her back in his carl because it was too dark and late in the night and the guy replied ''if you want me to send you back home, it is RM3,000 because fuel price has increased, Toll gate charges, and my workmanship as a driver. The girl just fell down and cried.
NOTORIOUS FATHER-IN-LAW
A man was going to another state due to his company's job transfer and relocation process but before he left, he gave his wife every necessary things she would need during his absence, he gave her enough money as well enough mobile prepaid cards incase she wanted to talk to him at anytime. Extra monetary allowance was also added for her upkeep and feeding and transportations because he was going away so far to his out station for three months. But after three months when he came back, he didn't meet his wife at home, all her belongings, Clothes and baggages were packed out. So the man ran to his father in law's house to report the ordeals but was shocked to find his wife in her father's house.
Before he could talk to her, the father in law asked him, You left your wife for three months, what had he come to do, he replied he came searching for his wife.
Father in Law asked again: When you were travelling to the out station what did you leave for your wife?
The man replied, I gave money, I gave her foods, 50kg sack of Thailand Rice, I gave extra allowance, I gave her money for communication, and for transportation and .....
The Father-in-law quickly interjected him, Fine!....So how bags of priks did you kept down for her? So you want my daughter to stay alone and be eating food s and money?
The man heard this and collapsed...how many
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